Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Parker ran over a Mexican...


Parker hit a Mexican immigrant.
Whether or not the man was legal is not known nor is it relevant.

Parker drove to the flea market to purchase a gift for his mother. I don’t think Parker would like me calling him cheap, but he is definatly thrifty with his coins. While driving, Parker was greeted by a group of Mexican men running towards his car. He takes off, but not before one of the men jumps in front of his car. He drives to the nearest gas station, calls the police and waits.

The policeman arrives and he is, believe it or not, Mexican.

The officer takes Parker back to the flea market where they see the men huddled around the victim who is doubled over in pain. He greets the officer in Spanish and tears, screaming the negro hit him, the negro hit him. The man, however, did not file charges.

Poor Parker. He came home devastated. He was very shaken by the event, but relieved no charges were filed.

Well, while charges were not filed, an insurance claim was. Parker was notified two weeks later that the man was suing.

The entire incident may have been a scam from the very beginning. Unfortunately for Parker, this was just the beginning of a really crappy month!
To be updated soon...

6 comments:

Darius T. Williams said...

Hilarious. Some mexicans may not be accustomed to the american way of life...but somehow they certainly become acclamated.

life said...

This is a mess! Good to see that your back. I guess we will get the follow up story next month

Sedrick said...

OMG...

C. Baptiste-Williams said...

ok a mexican cop in atlanta.. that is a rare occourance... but how did he hit the dude?

Corey Keith said...

LOL.. Darius, it seems as if they have definately gotten acclamated. Parker's insurance company says this is becoming a lot more common from illegal immigrants.

Life, I have already updated... I am sorry about the gaps...

Hey, Seddy...

Parker hit the guy when the guy jumped out in front of his car...

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

O wow! LoL.