Saturday, March 7, 2009

Where is my Gatorade?


The week was long, my workout was longer and all I wanted was an ice cold bottle of Gatorade. When I went into the store, I could not find my Gatorade. It did not matter what flavor. I would have enjoyed orange or fruit punch or the blue one equally. I just wanted Gatorades. What I got instead was a mini-bottle of Gator piss!

What did they do with my Gatorade?

There are two new brands of Gatorade, G2 and Tiger and they both taste similar to vitamin water. Supposedly the original Gatorade is still in stores although the logo and packaging has changed. I could not find the original in the QuickTrip by the track. All they carried was the Gator Piss.

What was wrong with the original Gatorade? If I wanted Vitamin Water, I would get Vitamin Water. I should not have to play guessing games with my Gatorade.

Why can’t things just stay the way they are supposed to be?

10 comments:

BPS 3.0 : Dallas said...

I know exactly how you feel. I love X-Factor and with the new labeling I find it hard to pick out from Fruit Punch. I want the old label back.

Losojosnuevos said...

They still have original Gatorade at Wal-Mart. I never have a problem getting mine.

life said...

The last line makes me think this post was about more than gatorade

Acoustic Soul said...

I'm with LIFE on this one. Are you sure this is simply about Gatorade??

Anonymous said...

I think you just hate change period. You must not adjust well to change. Come to Lithonia I have a case of gatorade left over from Fire in the smokies.

C. Baptiste-Williams said...

i think both of them are nasty... but vitamin water is by far the grossest

Anonymous said...

Honey, get with it! This is 2009 and this is the new Gatorade so get with it and keep it moving.

Q said...

Gator Golden Shower...

Name's YandB Mr. DL if you NASTY said...

You don't like the Tiger either? The Tiger lemon lime isn't bad, in my opinion. I like them all. I have been a gatorade boy all my like. the G2 isn't my favorite, but I will drink it after a workout.

I get mine at Costo and 711.

Try something new nigga...think of it as Gator ale...Gator pleasure... Gator evolve... instead of Gator piss. Because nigga things sometimes need to evovle and change... Stay fresh. Besides the Tiger is eventually going to run it's course like the Gatorade rain. Talk about piss.

They still have the orignial.

deonte' k said...

I like Gatorade too!